Sung to the tune “Stack o Lee” by Mississippi John Hurt:
Fbi, fbi, how can it be
You indict everybody but crooked Hillary
That traitor crooked Hillary
30,000 emails wiped clean like with a cloth
Wedding plans and yoga pants and how to treat that cough
Of Hillary ol crooked Hillary
Attorney general and ol Bill
Met on some runway
Talked about his grandkids and about some golf that day
Not about ol crooked Hillary
Attorney general says the next day
None of those emails will see the light o’ day
About Hillary crooked Hillary
FBI FBI you just made me cry
But You’re the best FBI that Hillary can buy
Hillary, ol crooked Hillary
Exquisite parody. I salute you.