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Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps
Poem
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Hobos and tramps-
Cross-eyed mosquitoes
And bow-legged ants:
Admission is free,
So pay at the door.
Pull up a chair
and sit down on the floor!
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other;
Drew their swords and shot each other!
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don’t believe this lie is true,
Go ask the blind man: he saw it, too...
“...and he picked up his hammer and saw.”*
Muhammad Meets the Joker (Muhammad’s Boom-Boom Room)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m2ob-bQf9I&t=276s
The poem is at 3:29
LOL!