What’s the misconduct?
Did he cuss in public again?
He’s a damn cusser! Impeach his *ss!
No, I think Trump’s sin is that he had two scoops of ice cream while everyone else only got one.
What’s the misconduct?
Did he cuss in public again?
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He asked for two scoops of ice cream.
Ice cream comes from cows.
Cows produce methane.
Methane global warming.
Ergo, Trump is killing the planet. An impeachable offense.