‘Big Mike’ Obama
“...‘Big Mike’ Obama...”
I dunno if Big Mike would even wanna try. It might lead to the “discovery” of things that need to be kept covered up...you know, something like a penis or something.
On the other hand, there is the mighty PIAPS warrior. She could swoop on down on her new broom and swipe the DNC nomination in one pass....well, maybe. Bernie might set fire to her broom over the last time though. She’d then “feel the Bern”.