Portly Hillary Clinton Spotted in Hamptons Looking Rough Wrapped in a Tent

GP ^ | 08/28/2019 | Cristina Laila

[HangnJudge]

Looks like she’s wearing a diaper under the dress

[SaveFerris]

[Look at the swollen ankles and calves]

I noticed that. Looks like LL. No, not Larry Lucido.

[GreyFriar]

The width of her hips under the dress makes it look like she is wearing the side bussels of the Elizabethan era dresses.

“The Farthingale was the hoop skirt of Renaissance costume. Beginning as a padded roll to extend the width of the the top of the skirt, it evolved into a hoop skirt - circular strips of whale bone (baleen), wood, or steel were inserted horizontally into the fabric of an under skirt.

Originating in Spain to create a dome shaped skirt....” go to:

https://bellatory.com/fashion-industry/Renaissance-Fashion-Womens-Clothing-in-Elizabethan-England

[SaveFerris]

Obama Phase III

[mylife]

LOL! We’re going to need a bigger bolt!

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Same ol’ Cankles.

[mothball]

“I’m sure Bill is thrilled with her “new” look.”

I bet he gets a total soft off when he sees that.

[Red Badger]

Excellent!...............

[relictele]

Hah. For sure.

She’s wearing a truss, a back brace, or some other device.

[crusty old prospector]

"Hey, lady in the hippy blouse. Can't you read the sign? It says "No Parking or Standing." You'll have to move your Buick out of here. Oh, sorry Mrs. Clinton. I didn't recognize you with the top down."

[Cobra64]

Best Viagra antidote image yet. 👎

[Texicanus]

Always said getting old is a bitch.

[Old Yeller]

She probably has an assortment of life sustaining equipment under her tent.

[trisham]

“Laws are for the little people”

Lady in the hippy blouse, while HC nods in approval.

[Richard Kimball]

I thought you said that about Hillary.

[Old Yeller]

From the looks of that picture, her body double is unable to keep up with packing on the pounds like porky.

[Covenantor]

It’s a damn shame...that we’ll never, ever see her thrown into the back of a limo like a side of beef again.

SS protection detail must be sweating bullets every moment of every day at the prospect of a repeat event before the HD front loader requisition gets approved.

[SaveFerris]

[that we’ll never, ever see her thrown into the back of a limo like a side of beef again]

Not without a catapult.

[Chewbarkah]

If I were a realtor, I’d list that as a “chic” A-frame mobile home with septic system.

[Billthedrill]

OK, well, that nightmare I had of She Who Must Not Be Named coming down from the glass ceiling at the Dem convention on a little swing like some hideous deus ex machina and snatching the nomination away from the ship of fools - that one's over now. For one thing, you'd need a chain hoist and blimp clearance from the FAA.