You probably just haven't had the "right" situation.
Pick yourself up a good bottle of Mad Dog, something like an April of 2019-something good like that you know.
Drink it and see if that doesn't change your mind.
The good thing with MD is that even if it doesn't change your mind, when you get done with it you wont give a chit.
I was into Boone’s Farm back in high school.
Pear Ripple is wonderful for those picnics in the countryside.