John Kerry climbed out of the river, carrying his canoe in one arm and a full grown Rocky Mountain goat in the other, only to face the entire Iroquois indian nation lined up along the riverbank.
After cutting his way through a solid wall of human flesh with his trusty Bowie knife, Kerry ran into Jesse Smellit, who said to him, “What happened to the goat?”
Kerry hesitated a few moments then said, “Oh...It was very good-—with mustard.”
That got Jesse’s appetite up, so he went to a Your Black Muslim Bakery shop and got a goat sandwich.