[onemiddleamerican]

Philly is perfectly safe if you carry a loaded 38 and can hit a beer can from 60 feet.

LOL!

Always loaded, 60 feet... not so sure about that. So I better carry an extra pistol and speedloaders.

Grenades, maybe?

[PA-RIVER]

If you just blend in by wearing a doo rag and have your butt hanging out over your pants, smear some dirt on your head and look mean, it helps. And learn some gang signs.