[newfreep]

I always thought Seymour Skinner resembled "X-Files" Cigarette Man...even their hair is brushed to the right side

[niteowl77]

Chalmers: You call ignoring a prisoner “suicide watch?”
Skinner: Yes. It’s a regional dialect.
Chalmers: Oh yeah? What region?
Skinner: Er, downstate New York.
Chalmers: Really. Well I’m from the Bowery and I’ve never heard the phrase “suicide watch” used to describe ignoring a prisoner.
Skinner: Oh no, not in the Bowery... it’s a Two Bridges expression.