Saw an bedraggled white man sleeping on a park bench.
Not sure why he has not activated his internal white power and natural privilage to improve his situation
That's just the secret identity of the new superhero known as [dah dah-dah dah!] ... WHITEMAN!
Faster than a welfare hustler. More powerful than the biased media. Able to leap historical sins in a single bound. Look! Out in the suburbs! It's a bird! It's a supremacist. No, it's ... WHITEMAN!