In the military, there were so many books of regulations on what you could do and not do.
It was joked about that there was a regulation on how many sheets of toilet paper you could use at one sitting. The number was two.
And if you remember that old military slick toilet paper, it is no wonder why so many men bought their own at the PX.
I think I have a few sheets somewhere. OH! Here they are.
I think I have a few sheets somewhere. OH! Here they are.