I agree with your point.
A FReeper I haven’t heard from in a long time, had his tagline, “TSA: Don’t Touch My Junk!”
First time I’d heard/seen it used, and I thought it was hilarious.
I promise I won’t use “junk” again, since it offends. I kinda like the “wedding tackle” term!
Happy Independence Day, Mrs Don-o!
Bless you and a happy Independence Day to you, too!