[Politically Correct]

Big deal. Cats figured this out a long time ago (well, not the "water" part perhaps).

What!
Haven't seen a cat hit the water?
They definitely remove all mass and inertia from the equation.

[RoosterRedux]

Come to think of it, I remember a time (a long time ago) when I tried to give my cat a bath.

He did ignore the laws of physics when it came to getting out of the tub.

[rightwingcrazy]

“Haven’t seen a cat hit the water?
They definitely remove all mass and inertia from the equation. “

I think time reversal comes into play here, too. My old cat after hitting water looked like a film playing backwards.