When you find that Slim Whitman recordings have dissappeared worldwide - you’ll know the zero hour for invasion is near.
Citizens of the world, hear my warning. The time is close. You MUST immediately download Slim Whitman songs to your phones and keep the phones charged. Your life may soon depend upon it!
I have Slim’s music ready, just in case. I sometimes play it loud when the neighbor’s dogs get into a bark fest.