The Capitol cannot be within a state.
Move it to Johnston Atoll.
...and resume full-scale testing...
After the response of at the Dept of Agriculture to Sonny moving some out to Kansas, I am thinking maybe Wichita would be fitting as our new capitol, should they somehow insist on making DC a state.
Maybe Perdue over at Ag had a good thought. Repostion the whole place, as you say, in some territory. I think you found the correct one. In fact, this description makes it the perfect place:
For nearly 70 years, the atoll was under the control of the U.S. military. During that time, it was variously used as a naval refueling depot, an airbase, a nuclear and biological weapons testing site, a secret missile base, and a chemical weapon and Agent Orange storage and disposal site.
In fact, send the entire Dem party there.