I actually laughed when I read the Hillary part of the Dossier.
The Dossier claims that a file on Hillary "had been collated by Department K of the FSB for many years, dating back to her husband Bill's presidency, and comprised mainly eavesdropped conversations of various sorts rather than details/evidence of unorthodox or embarrassing behavior. Some of the conversations were from bugged comments CLINTON had made on her various trips to Russia and focused on things she had said which contradicted her current position on various issues."
Did everyone catch that? The "dirt" the Russians had on Hillary was that she had a public position and a private position on certain issues.
Think of all the Hillary scandals. The woman is like the Peanuts character Pig Pen surrounded by her own cloud of scandal dirt.
Her corruption and lawlessness and lies. Concealed serious health problems. Excessive drinking. Angry tirades and uncontrolled outbursts. Rumored lesbianism and strange relationship with Muslim Brotherhood-connected Huma. The Clinton Foundation scam. Her role in attacking Bill's women and victims. The secret server and illegal handling of government secrets. Destroying evidence. Benghazi. Both her and Bill's many trips to Pedo Island. On and on.
And what do the Russians have on Hillary? Any of that? No. They have dirt that she has a public and a private position on certain issues.
So what was going on here? I think the Dossier writer was trying to get ahead of the disclosures about her secret paid speeches to Goldman Sachs and other bankers in which she seems to be saying things at odds with her public position.
Remember Hillary's secret speech to bankers in which she dreamed about open borders throughout the entire western hemisphere? That was leaked by Wikileaks in October 2016.
I think this was damage control by Hillary's Dossier hoax writers: they knew leaks of these speeches were coming, and they were going to blame the leak of Hillary's secret speeches to bankers on the Russians, and try to distract from the substance of what she said. They were laying a foundation. In the event, they were really not in a position to make much use of that excuse, but they were preparing it.
Much like they were able to distract from the substance of the email leak disclosures, for example that she and the DNC rigged the primaries against Bernie, by focusing on Russia as the leaker of the information.
The so called “dossier” was prepared by Fusion GPS and Hillary Clinton campaign operatives such as Sid Blumenthal.
What is called the “dossier” is actually a collection of one page reports obvious written by several authors.
It was bought and paid for by the Clinton campaign and the DNC.
The so called sources are KGB officers who supposedly were 100% honest when they provided information damaging to Trump to the Clinton campaign.
Christopher Steele supposedly put the “dossier” together but he had not been in Russia for over decade and did not meet with any of the sources of information. Steele has refused to testify about his role in the dossier. Steele was working for the FBI at the same time he was working for Fusion GPS and no one will say what he actually did.
The dossier is a complete fraud. The KGB probably provided some of the disinformation in it.
But you are right, the part about Hillary Clinton is a joke.