Speaking of scoops my “sources” tell me:
John Durham, the U.S. attorney in Connecticut, and John Huber, the U.S. attorney in Utah, are conducting independent parallel probes into the FBI and DOJ.
Impossible. Everybody knows Huber is a "nothing burger" and was put in place by the derp state agent and Keebler elf, Jeff Sessions, to placate us deplorables and is a façade to cover up derp state perfidy.
Let's break this down, Bobby.
This is a FOX News article. FOX News has Viagra commercials on it, therefore you can't believe anything FOX News says. As a ORIGINAL SOURCE, they are debunked.
Or something.
...conducting independent parallel probes...
And to make matters even worse, Huber is conducing a "probe", not an "investigation". Which proves that he's fake news. Everybody knows that a "probe" (like a "review") is not an "investigation.
Right? Right???