[Grampa Dave]

The hallmarks of a media created and hyped celebrity: Just, who, we want as our Potus???

A lover of really rare beef???

A skateboarder without a helmet or pads????

After skateboarding without a helmet and loving your cow, real men don’t need a hankerchief:

“The Next President of the United States???, Not!"

[frank ballenger]

Caption on middle photo of skateboarding mishap:

Another reason why the trend is for women to consider the lesbian lifestyle.

[caww]

Oh my gosh did Beto really do those things! What an idiot!