LOL ! 727ski
Just gotta make sure that the Preflight checks the number of Bungee Cords and Duct Tape in the critical locations.
“Bungee cord” quite literally described the “overhead bin.” An elastic cord was all that was between your head and anything that might slide out from what you decided to place overhead. It was a Greyhound bus with wings. The seats flopped forward or back if you pulled a lever. Tray tables? Yeah, right. Someone did come by with a cart to sell you snacks or alcohol. I didn’t dare check out the restrooms. I heard they were just as bad as in the airport.