What’s hilarious is some n00b who’s been here a “whole 5 years” attempting to dunk on me... ;-)
You assume far too much. My original registered name was AbsoluteJustice sometime back in 99/2000. I took a hiatus after the birth of my daughter, forgot the original email address it was registered under and came back with new email address and name.
That places me at what? 19/20 years? Not that that matters any.