I thought this was the DNC platform until the last item. Only a matter of time I suppose...
They are characterized by:
<><> basic tribalism derived from ancient dead cultures,
<><> the tendency to move and act solely for tribal good,
<><> a woeful personal lack of self determination/self actualization,
<><> engaging in activities motivated by guile, venality, malice and hate,
<><> a morbid preoccupation with death and destruction,
<><> an obsession with self-destruction (suicide vests, 9/11 suicide pilots).
Heh...good one....resembles Democrat platform......