'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness,
unless they are between the ages of eighteen and nineteen years old, in which case their asses belong to the state"
What is the limiting principle, here? If one year of mandatory make-work is good, why not two? Why not ten?
Why not a lifetime?