“If he wins, what will his lover in be call?”
Like the wookie and unlike melania, he will no doubt be plastered on every fashion magazine in the country, weekly. Though he will no doubt have a less ghetto wardrobe that is not full of hideous clashing colors
Endless “love stories”.
How they met.
Their first kiss.
When one of them proposed to the other.
Charming disagreements about which rest stop to have a quickly.
How one of them leaves their bloody poop filled underpants laying around.
Family gatherings about intolerant heterosexuals.
And how the kids accept their lifestyle.