No... you gave up what was left of your common sense and ability to use logic.
By the Lord before whom this sanctuary is holy, I will to democRAT Party be true and faithful, and love all which democRAT Party loves and shun all which democRAT Party shuns, according to the laws of the democRAT Party and the order of the world. Nor will I ever with will or action, through word or deed, do anything which is unpleasing to democRAT Party, on condition that democRAT Party will hold to me as I shall deserve it, and that democRAT Party will perform everything as it was in our agreement when I submitted myself to him and chose the democRAT Party's will.