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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer
AOC gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. AOC replies, "I'm a congresswoman, I'm very smart, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Washington."

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks AOC to leave. AOC yet again repeats, "I'm a congresswoman, I'm very smart, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Washington."

The head stewardess doesn't know what to do at this point because the rest of the passengers still need to be seated to take off; AOC is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.

The copilot goes up to AOC and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.

The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her first class wasn't going to Washington."

19 posted on 03/21/2019 3:21:07 AM PDT by a little elbow grease (... to err is human, to admit it divine ...)
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To: a little elbow grease

You owe me a keyboard!


41 posted on 03/21/2019 6:36:39 AM PDT by Shady (One More Time: CO2 is PLANT FOOD! Without it we die. Any questions?)
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To: a little elbow grease

Good one. In the lead for best joke of the day and will probably win.


56 posted on 03/21/2019 8:06:26 AM PDT by frank ballenger (End vote fraud,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we're finishid.)
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