CHA-CHING!!!
Regarding your tag line: I don’t care that all-caps is supposed to be akin to “shouting”. Shout all you want. However, all-caps is hard to read — much harder than mixed case, following normal grammar conventions. When you post to a site like FR, you’re publishing to a mass audience. Consider your audience — if you want people to read your remarks, don’t make it unnecessarily difficult for them to do so. Ironically, your device (all-caps) to emphasize your message, actually diminishes it.
BTW, I’m not trying to single you out here — just taking an opportunity to remind people of one of the reasons we have such grammar conventions.
https://uxmovement.com/content/all-caps-hard-for-users-to-read/
After they arrest & charge him!