Posted on 02/08/2019 6:15:57 PM PST by TigerClaws
Virginia Democratic Gov. Ralph Northams aides want him to read his way out of trouble.
If you can believe it, the aides' strategy for helping him survive his "blackface scandal" involves assigned reading, including Alex Haley's book Roots and an essay written by the Atlantics Ta-Nehisi Coates, according to BuzzFeed News.
Its the whitest solution to a blackface problem that only the whitest of whites could have devised.
Northam stands credibly accused of having once attended a party in the mid-1980s dressed either in blackface or Ku Klux Klan regalia, according to an old yearbook uncovered first by the right-wing news site Big League Politics.
At first the governor apologized for the yearbook photo. Then he backtracked, after his apology failed to kill the controversy, by denying any involvement in the photo. Northam then held a press conference wherein he maintained he couldnt possibly be the man in blackface because he vividly remembers looking different the one time he dressed in blackface to impersonate Michael Jackson for a dance competition.
So his defense for wearing blackface was that it was a different sort of blackface.
This all really happened, even the part where Northam nearly moonwalked for reporters.
Suffice it to say, the governor has had a rough go of it, looking like both a supremely incompetent fool and a baby boomer racist. He has refused his own party's many calls for his resignation, and he has even floated the idea of becoming an independent just so he can stay in office. But if you thought this couldnt get any more ridiculous, the governors staff is here to disabuse you of that notion. Via BuzzFeed News:
His office has begun to explore how it might recalibrate Northams legislative agenda to focus closely on race and equity The move would mark a brazen attempt to hang onto his office by shifting the conversation away from Northams admission of having once worn blackface and his denials that he is featured in the racist yearbook photo, either as the person in blackface or the person in a Klan outfit. Northams policy team is looking at crafting a set of proposals based on the premise that the governors mistakes have rendered him keenly aware of inequity and the lack of justice faced by black Virginians 400 years after the first African people arrived in the Commonwealth, at Point Comfort, in 1619.
The centerpiece proposal is not complete in its scope or in terms of what it will seek to accomplish. But there are many possibilities being considered for a broad platform: increasing resources for affordable housing; setting new, more equitable standards in small business procurement; implementing programs that expand economic opportunity for entrepreneurs; pumping money into public services like education and transportation.
Then comes the really embarrassing detail [emphasis added]: Northam doesnt plan to hold any more press conferences any time soon. Advisers are in the midst of negotiations with major networks for a nationally televised interview they hope will humanize him. Additionally, his advisers have assigned the governor homework: Hes begun to read Alex Haleys Roots, and The Case for Reparations, the seminal essay in The Atlantic by Ta-Nehisi Coates.
This is like something lifted directly from a South Park episode. Northam should just pay an indulgence to Jesse Jackson and get it over with already. This also seems like the lazy mans way of familiarizing oneself with the black community. (Isnt there a book I can just read?")
The amazing thing is: There's no way that we've hit rock bottom with what's happening now in Virginia. It surely will get worse or weirder from here.
Someone had better tell them that “Roots” was a literary fraud.
He just has to hope that Fairfax holds on longer and a few more women make accusations - and then Northam’s “scandal” will be ignored.
So when is Virginia going to legalize slavery?
Maybe he could read “black like me”
I don’t think it is going to blow over.
Fairfax is facing impeachment articles being filed Monday (see my other posting right before this one).
The optics:
BLACK MAN TAKEN OUT OF OFFICE.
So Northam opens a can of worms and the African American takes the fall?
No.
Dems will be demanding his head as well. They can’t run on the false narrative of Trump=racist in 2020 with a Virginia (swing state) Governor in the KKK/blackface photo out there. He’s doing too much damage to the party.
But that photo isn’t a legit reason to impeach. Look for some other scandal to erupt to force him out the door. They’re digging right now you can bet.
The moonwalking press conference... killing live babies. God knows what’s next out of this guy.
Maybe he should watch SOUL MAN.
I’ve got a better idea. Drop him off in the hood about 1:AM with no weapons in his Klan robes. That will teach him some black sensitivity. :)
Or he could read Green Eggs and Ham on SNL.
....and just like THAT, no one is talking about Northam’s support of infanticide.
Video conference with Ray-she’ll dolezal and Shawn ‘talcum X’ king?
Why is this re-education effort necessary if he is not the one in the picture?
A few weeks later the governor makes a speech: I finished reading “Roots” and it is really shocking what you Colored people went through. And that was a good book - someone should make “Roots” into a movie and show it on TV where everyone can see it. Do you want to see my Moonwalk? I think Michael Jackson was a credit to his race - he was musical like so many of you people are and he was also a basketball star!
As a native Virginian, I’m disgusted by what these creatures of the “modern” Regressive Democrat Party are doing to tarnish the reputation of a venerable Commonwealth, rich in history and importance to the United States and the American experiment. Virginia would be well rid of these clowns, and immediately.
Well put.
Would be nice if we could rid our country of the 65 million who voted for Hillary Clinton as well.
What a racist loser . Typical hypocritical pol. He is truly DIM .
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College guys from 40 years ago. How dumb are some Americans, thinking they should step down.
Oh, this is hilarious.
And THAT'S the point.
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