Break your arm....take two Ibuprofen and call me in the morning.
I've had both my hips replaced...at a large,well known hospital.The first one was 10 years ago,the other one was last year.Both times the surgeon gave me a 30 day supply of oxys (90 tablets).I took them for three days and sold the rest.
Only kidding about selling them...I flushed about 80 both times.The fish in our local river got a real buzz!