[Still Thinking]

Honest, your honor, that 190MM we had under management for other people? It’s in this locked box, that no living person can open, and we can’t even prove it’s still in there, so I guess we’re going to have to go ahead and call this an oopsie. Promise we’ll keep a backup next time! Yeah, bullshit.

[KavMan]

How hard can it be? It's not like Apple's encryption where a number of password tries, it will then delete everything

[Larry - Moe and Curly]

“It’s in this locked box, that no living person can open,...”

Schrodinger’s Bitcoin?