[Svartalfiar]

The legislature finds that the cigarette is considered the deadliest artifact in human history."

What about the wheel? I'm pretty sure more people have died in vehicle accidents, being shot by a tank, had bombs dropped on them, hit by naval fire (lots of wheels inside the ship!), yardwork accidents with a lawn mower or chainsaw, DUI, suicide (by a wheelgun, of course!), attacked by a guy in a chariot, and so on and so forth, than by someone smoking a cigarette. I think they should allow you to sell anything with wheels to people 100+!

[Kickass Conservative]

A phrase you will never hear, “he died in a hail of Cigarettes”.