Get ready for the Ice Age baby.
Spray away with those (formerly) dastardly fluorocarbons! Gotta save the planet, dontchaknow.
Let’s hear it for freon - it keeps both your car and the planet cool!
The earf has a fever, so mash down on that aerosol button, baby! Everyone must do their part. (Where do I sign up for my gubermint grant?)