[Yaelle]

I think Constitution Day could write monologues for comedians. That was a prize winning line.

[a little elbow grease]

"I think Constitution Day could write monologues for comedians. That was a prize winning line."

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LOL. Along those lines ..... there was a pretty damn sad story about a sleeping girl who had her arms ripped off by her pet pit bull (I think it was one of them.)

Anyhow people were going back and forth debating the safety of the dogs....... one poster actually posting a series of lovely pictures of happy children with this type of dog. They were all so happy and safe.

Later in the thread a poster replied to the post with all the happy kids and their peaceful dogs. His words were:

"Are those the BEFORE pictures?"

LMAO

[Constitution Day]

I think Constitution Day could write monologues for comedians. That was a prize winning line.

Thank you all, but I can't claim that! I saw it online a few years ago and it has stuck with me.

I am pretty funny, though. :)