One thousand burgers at two inches each... 2000 inches.. divided by 12... 166.67 feet...
Have they never heard of hyperbole? Or just a plain old idiom?!
I think they’ve found some real Russian Collusion here.
Or something. They’re very smart. They’re really on to something.
Or
They’re really ON something.
Either way, this is the type of article I truly, truly, honestly hope they keep writing.
It’s as good as anything else they’ve done. Actually, it’s more accurate.
Hyperbole-schmhyperbole. They are truly investigative reporters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL