The secret to long life is wine, smoking cigars, and lot’s of sex. You can also add eating red meat, nice bacon (it must be cooked to a crisp) and plenty of delicious cheese.
Humans are carnivorous. We need meat and the pleasures of life to inspire us to live.
If that’s true then I’m functionally immortal.
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Don't forget nutritious snacks like Candied Ghost Pepper Bacon