You side with your ideas of what the Bible teaches ... you don’t get to dictate that perceived teaching to anyone else.
When your perception of what the Bible teaches leads you to side with sodomites and pedophiles, you need to re-assess your perceptions.
IMO.
God does not take sides — even when He brings the wicked to punish the wicked, He punishes both in the end.
There is nowhere in the scriptures where it says “This is a conservative(tm) book.”
In other words, I am siding against the wickedness which isn’t already sided against.