if you are content to be a slave to the shift-key for the rest of your life, then Go with god, my easily manipulated and constantly intimidated non-freind.
myself, I am liberated. I shall not waste another precious second of my life reaching for that worthless key.
if that unhinges you, and it clearly does, then I suggest, say, therapy. modern medications are frequently beneficial. if that doesn’t work, just cram a tampon in it until it stops bleeding.
Outed as Opus Dei.