#1. Ms. Cortex, re the photo, is trying to win the “Mr. Ed Look-Alike Contest” prize of a free trip, one-way, to Tijuana, Mexico. Something about it being too cold in NYC and DC.
When God gave out brains, she was watching reruns of old
8 hour long Fidel Castro speeches.
That would explain a lot.
You’ve gotta admit, she has a nice set of biters!