Years ago they changed everybody’s spray deodorant because CFCs were going to destroy the ozone layer and we would all die. Then, they took freon out of our air conditioners because it depleted the ozone layer and we were all going to die. As a result of these virtuous endeavors, unless we dim the sun we are all going to die. Wait....dim sun. Rats! Now I want lunch.
Inhalers for asthma were taken off the market too.
Don’t forget Obozo taking away my Primatene mist over concerns for the ozone.