Start at #1 and work your way up.
Read them slowly, carefully. Your lips may move, but don't let that bother you. You're from America's hat.
If you have any questions when you're finished, have your people submit them to my people.
Good luck in your research, traveler from a strange land. In this way, you will put away your ignorance and perhaps be worthy of speaking to Americans.
I wish you well, and a fine Thanksgiving, foreigner.