[yesthatjallen]

"Sean said sources told him a criminal investigation is now underway."

Is this source a friend-of-a-friend or a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend?

Does this classify as a tic-tock, bombshell, or boom?

[SaxxonWoods]

“Does this classify as a tic-tock, bombshell, or boom?”

Given the history, I’d be thrilled with a ladyfinger.