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I live in Florida and I voted today. Democratic Party sent a bus to my house at 8 am, just like they always do. Most of the other riders on the bus were illegals from Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador, etc. I told them I was with the Puerto Rican Mafia, so they left me alone. During the day, three of the Hispanic women asked me to marry them so they could get citizenship. I would have married one because I need my house cleaned, but they were all pregnant and looked like they had been run over by a freight train. We only went to five voting places. Usually I get to vote six times. The bus had a picture of some woman named “Oprah,” on the side. Don’t know what office she was running for. 86 degrees and partly cloudy skies. Beautiful day to vote as many times as Florida law allows.