[Iron Munro]

Grimace there has not walked farther than the parking to the counter at her local McDonalds in over 15 years.

That Porkulus is 150 pounds overweight.

To lose 1 pound of whale blubber she needs to burn 3,500 calories.

Walking burns up 100 calories per mile.

She needs to walk 35 miles to burn off 1 pound of that blubber.

So she would have to walk 5,250 miles to lose the 150 pounds of flab and blubber.

Even further to burn off whatever food she eats on the way.

[bgill]

It’s 1500 miles as the crow flies from Guatemala to TX. She’s going to have to make the trek back and forth a couple of times.