[frank ballenger]

Yes, you get to be an honorary victim.
And you also get a voucher good for a free house, an Obamaphone with free annual contract, a Get Out of Jail Free card good for any police stop, and a $100 gift card good at participating retailers.

Congratulations. Thanks for playing the victim game.

[technically right]

The Trumpster has played this idiot like a Stradivarius.

[TChad]

Yes, you get to be an honorary victim.

Finally. All my sins are forgiven.