Man, I Feel Like a Womxn

Steyn Online ^ | 10 Oct 2018 | Mark Steyn

[Rummyfan]

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~A lady on last week's Mark Steyn Club Cruise asked me how I pronounced the word "squirrel" and seemed unaccountably convulsed with hilarity when I told her. But it's not so funny out on the wild Frontier:

The woman informed Frontier Airlines she was taking an "emotional support animal" on the flight from Florida when she made her reservation, according to the Associated Press. However, she did not say the animal was a squirrel. The airline said they called Orlando police after they asked the woman to leave the plane with the animal and she refused.

~If you're in Portland, Oregon, it might be more helpful to take the emotional support squirrel in the car with you:

AndyCNgo

[Trumplican]

What’s the issue with the squirrel? Disease?

All these emotional support animals are stupid but a squirrel seems harmless in a cage.

[faucetman]

The movie..

“RATS (with tails), on a plane”

EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

[DesertRhino]

If your emotional support animal is a squirrel, then by definition...you are literally less able to control your emotions than a squirrel. The squirrel is the steady stable one in the relationship.

[bgill]

Those were emotional support snakes.

[Gay State Conservative]

I have a menagerie of emotional support cockroaches. I'll be flying with them for the first time next week.

[Gay State Conservative]

The squirrel is the steady stable one in the relationship.

ROTFL!!!

[trebb]

Calling it “emotional support” doesn’t keep it out of the hold where other household pets make the trip...and the owners get charged for the transport.

[Rebelbase]

♫ When a man loves becomes a woman ♫

Percy Sledge tune written for today.

[hellinahandcart]

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with squirrels. They crap constantly. I am being quite literal about this.

You don’t notice it when they’re outdoors. If you’re ever unlucky enough to have one marauding through your house, it’s the first thing you’ll notice.

[Leep]

It was kind of squirrelly the way she didn’t identify what her emotional support animal was.

[gov_bean_ counter]

You and Shania...

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

It wasn’t in a cage and Frontier bans rodents. Good on them.

[ontap]

I’m sick of these aholes bringing their damn dogs into a grocery store!!!

[kingu]

Depending on the type of squirrel, you could be flying Black Death Air, which I’m sure everyone wants...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Forget the squirrel. If you're driving in Portland, it might be more helpful to take some serious weaponry with you.

[ModelBreaker]

Probably even the leftist bureaucrats will have no sympathy for someone bringing a mating pair of support boa constrictors to Hawaii.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

You ever see the damage a loose and berserk squirrel can do? I have, when a squirrel got trapped in a vacant house. Thousands of dollars in damage.

Then there is the old Country and Western song about the night...”The squirrel went berserk, in the First Self-Righteous Church...”

[Mrs. Don-o]

That's almost as good as Steyn's "I don't have a squirrel in this fight, but ..."

Can you post a link to that "The Squirrel went berserk" song? I need a boost right now.

I do love me some Mark Steyn.

[Flaming Conservative]

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with squirrels. They crap constantly. I am being quite literal about this.

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I think all rodents do. Mice, as anyone who has ever had one invade their house knows, pee and poop everywhere they go.