FBI Agent 1:
Okay, we were tasked with investigating this. Who do we talk to?
FBI Agent 2:
No idea. Everyone in her story said it never happened.
FBI Agent 1:
Okay, so at least let’s go to where it happened. Fire up the car.
FBI Agent 2:
We don’t know that either.
FBI Agent 1:
So what the hell do we investigate?
A smart FBI agent would go hang out at the country club and talk with all the older country club members and golfers from the area.