Sorry BA....REAL females will not buy this emotion crap.
Any woman not looking like a monster has had to endure male hands here, there and everywhere.
I should tell about the time I ended up in a motel with a guy, another guy and a girl. The other couple were whispering x-rated in each ears which me and this STRANGE fellow could hear.
Fellow got all excited and I had to grab my shoes, pocketbook and run out of that motel to hail a cab and get home.
See, I did not cry at all telling this story.
But I got more.
Women have dealt with this sort of thing all the time. To cry like a nut job over it some 36 years later, it’s just no normal.
And ever since then you've only stayed at motels with rooms having two front doors?
Women who have given birth to boys despise a mess like Ford. Always warned my boys to stay far away from crazy.