More likely a broomstick.
What year make and model vehicle will she be transported in? What is the approximate mileage? Does ir have good tires and brakes?
She may be broken down in a little town in MO and unable to get parts for 2-3 days. Yah...that’s the ticket...everyone will be obliged to believe her.
And Lord help us if those wisdom teeth flare up again? If anyone takes her shenanigans seriously, they’re a sucker and deserve the misfortune that will follow them in life.