[BatGuano]

The Atlantic will have more Hurricanes because of the Atlantic Islands. These islands are crammed full of cars belching out carbon particles that ensure disastrous global warming.

Sure...

And, there is a move to ban plastic straws in Florida.
The government must stop those straws from walking down to the beach and polluting the ocean and killing fish.
Just as is the case of the gun, blame the gun and not the person that loads and shoots it. Blame that damn straw, then ban it.

[ClearBlueSky]

Atlantic Islands!
BINGO! That's the problem. The U.S. is IN THE WAY! If not, all hurricanes would be in the Pacific! If the US hadn't been colonized by evil Europeans and built up the hurricanes that do hit wouldn't hurt anything but trees! Maybe we should try to make the planet rotate in the other direction-sending hurricanes TO Africa. Wait-no-then the typhoons would hit here. Darn,guess we gotta do something about the Sun.That's what causes Global Warming.

[ClearBlueSky]

Atlantic Islands!
BINGO! That's the problem. The U.S. is IN THE WAY! If not, all hurricanes would be in the Pacific! If the US hadn't been colonized by evil Europeans and built up the hurricanes that do hit wouldn't hurt anything but trees! Maybe we should try to make the planet rotate in the other direction-sending hurricanes TO Africa. Wait-no-then the typhoons would hit here. Darn,guess we gotta do something about the Sun.That's what causes Global Warming.