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To: Frank_2001

Worth repeating:

Bill and Hillary were driving one night when Hillary asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to Bill, “It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?”

Bill says, “OK, get in the car with it.” Hillary says, “Where shall I put it to get it warm?” Bill says, “Put it between your legs. It’s nice and warm there.” “But what about the smell?” asked Hillary. Bill says, “Just hold its little nose.” Bill is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene


64 posted on 09/09/2018 9:02:45 PM PDT by Gasshog ( Fight climate change - Try beating the air and scream at the sky)
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To: Gasshog

LOL!!! That’s funny. I’d heard that joke years ago and forgot about it.


66 posted on 09/09/2018 9:19:50 PM PDT by laplata (Leftists/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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69 posted on 09/09/2018 9:27:57 PM PDT by Vlad The Inhaler
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