I have specific information from an anonymous source at the NYT that a senior staffer fabricated the story. As an self appointed internet journalist, the First Amendment guarantees my sources are protected. (They are killing puppies every day over there as well.)
See how it works.
Oh my God! The NYT are cold-blooded evil animals, killing puppies. I'll spread the word. It must be true, an anonymous source confirms it! Disgusting NYT slime!